Who likes Opie?

[Zenith]

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I raise my hand and FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES with me. I have to admit, Opie is unbearable at times and down right intolerable however there are a few point that make him supreme when it comes to mocking and confronting other mockers.

1. He is consistant: No matter how long he stays away, when he returns he is still just as hated as he was when he left. He pisses people off and really makes you think he has some serious mental illness-es (many of which cannot be medicated...AT ALL!)
2. He doesn't back down: It doesn't matter how hard you come at him or even if the entire site comes down on him, he doesn't run away. He will take his verbal lashings like a true Mocker and continue the battle until the death (that would be the death of the readers tolerable limits to his pointless persistance)
3. His humor is amazing: I can't tell you how much he makes me laugh and when others come back with witty shit, I am on the fucking floor crying with laughter (hell, I think he should have his own forum......ALL BY HIMSELF)
4. He is notoriously known: There are periods when the site gets a little quiet because we have all grown to love one another just a little bit too fucking much. His reputation makes us all realize that when he returns the Mock engines will once again turn (for better or for worst).
5. He is supreme in many ways to us all: Let's face it, who else can be designated as the best...metro-sex, queen having, homo humping, egotistical limey cunt...there is?

So there we have it, if ever there were a Mock-type debate team, I would definately want this motherfucker on my team.

Now then go fuck off and KEEP MOCK ALIVE DAMNIT!

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