05-26-2011, 02:07 PM
The tale of "misfortune" began with a trip to Fort Pierce and a woman with "real big thighs."
Mixed in the plot were an hourly "lodging establishment" and gin drinks. In the end, a 24-year-old man told police his silver trousers, borrowed rental car, cash and other items went missing.
That, according to statements in a recently released police report, is what played out about a week ago in the Sunrise City.
A 30-year-old man told Fort Pierce police he lent his rented Dodge Avenger May 19 to his 24-year-old friend, who he said "encountered some misfortune" and the car was stolen.
The friend, a Vero Beach resident, said he borrowed the vehicle about 5 p.m. and drove to Fort Pierce to meet a "female acquaintance." When he arrived, the woman he was supposed to meet didn't answer the phone.
Seeking "female companionship," the man drove to a park at North 13th Street and Avenue M where he saw females "'hanging out.'"
He spied a woman in her early to mid 20s with "real big thighs" and a light complexion. They ended up in the Dodge, and the man said they "talked for about an hour before he 'talked her out of her pants.'" ::bandance::
They drove to a "lodging establishment" that rents rooms by the hour, and he gave the woman with "real big thighs" $30 for a room.
Both imbibed several drinks containing gin, which is created by distilling rye or other grains with juniper berries and which some mix with tonic or use in making martinis.
The man got intoxicated and they engaged in a "liaison," the nature of which was not detailed in the report, before falling asleep.
When he woke, the woman with "real big thighs" was missing, as were his rental car keys, silver trousers, gold bracelet, watch, $282 in cash and the Dodge Avenger.
The man said he didn't give the woman with "real big thighs" permission to take the vehicle or anything else.
The man's silver pants, valued at about $50, were size 36, and the report didn't indicate whether they'd fit a woman with "real big thighs."