06-09-2011, 02:23 PM
(06-09-2011, 02:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:(06-09-2011, 12:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I scratched my armpit, then licked my finger to turn a few pages in this spec book.
Women don't do stuff like this. Because, because, just....ew.
I don't go to the library because I am convinced people have spew and boogers and poop on their fingers when they turn the pages. You have just reinforced that for me. I buy books on Amazon then donate them when I get too many. Or I read the classics online.
I have avoided getting a Kindle, but I think you just cinched it for me.
There, I talked about mucous, shit, and sperm. That should make the man in you happy.
I did it by mistake, being the in depth and deep man than I am. And it tasted like irish spring deodorant that should make the little bits tingle for ya.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.