CRACKER, I THOUGHT OF YOU

[Duchess]

This is taken from my state's Craig's List. The moment I read the reference to being loud I thought of Cracker. {I say that in the nicest possible way}.



Normally, I don't condone the harrassment of young people -- and although this particular sheboon probably weighs more than I do, I'd probably say she's 12-13 years old. Either way, she's got some adult behaviors (albeit beligerent and disturbing) so maybe a parent or neighbor will read this and sit her down.

But please, stop standing at the intersections and running your mouth. This is a nice neighborhood. You are overweight, ugly, and should be kept indoors. It may be instinctive for you to be at a corner... maybe that's how your relatives make money -- to me, you look like an ape version of a gargoyle. You also don't have to talk to someone right next to you as if they are 1,000 feet away. I mean please parents, why let your children carry on these stereotypes? Hey moms, maybee u shuld dresz her in a KFC chiken shirt too, ya herd?

Also, please stop hanging out at the swingset with your also overweight, brown friends. You're scaring the children and probably the dogs too. If I was a parent, I'd take my kids to the zoo if I wanted to show them wild animals -- at least they are behind cages. If I was a little kid and saw you late at night without bars around you, I think I'd piss my pants. Might want to get used to those bars too, you and/or your future 'baby daddy' will probably be spending some time looking through them. Also, take pity on the play equipment -- do you think it was constructed with your fat ass in mind? That's in a public place too and your mere presence makes the housing crisis worse. I think we could sell our homes for 1-2% more if you just stayed inside. Take the shit back to the projects.