10-20-2008, 06:43 PM
Liquid Wrote:You are gross but that was good! ::dlaugh::jackboots Wrote:the love of my life was a Brit, and clean as hell. also a great cook. brilliant and funny too. a fucking nuclear scientist. you can all wank off.
were you in the bathroom with him when he was shitting. He probably wiped with his bare hands, licked it off, and then wiped his shitty hands on your towels and then came out of the bathroom and grabbed your cheecks and gave you a big shitty kiss. And you never said anything about the "nutty" smell on his hands.
Now that is true love.