HUNTING

[Lady Cop]

it's funny, everyone has probably seen my photos of the whole herd of wild turkeys i have befriended. they entertain me, and come to my door each day. they're beautiful. and HUGE. i have made them pets. but i understand the lure of hunting them. Maggot hunts them with a bow for food, and to me that is no different than the Pilgrims who learned to hunt them here from the Indians.

but if he came here and shot my turkeys, i'd shoot his ass!
hahahahaha

my pets at the door--->