So here goes.....

[Maggot]

Or are you referring to my dream of being a popstar?

No, dreams are wonderful to have. I'm talking about you inviting Dr. Phil to a Mock party.

I want to invite Bill Clinton & Paula Deen.

I would like to present both with a maggot "special" cake. if not for nothin but just smackin the stupid smiles off both of their faces. It could have ballon animals inside that float to the ceiling when it is sliced into. Everyone could clap, clap, clap as they floated up to the chandelier and smile like the headlights on a 42 ford screaming down a cliff toward a large body of water.
Everyone would laugh as Bill looks down Paulas bazzom filled blouse. Only Hillary would notice that though, and kick him squarely in his left shin, turning that smile into a memory best left forgotten.
Later in the moonlight Paula & Hillary take a swim in the moonlit ocean, giggling as they run along the edge of the surf.