Wenches...take note!

[Cracker]

That would offend me if I didn't know a crazy bitch that doesn't know when to STFU. I want to hit her at times. She follows him around yelling shit when he tries to walk away. She will pound on the bathroom door and try to break it down if he hides in there. She brings up shit from 10 years ago in front of the kids. There are no secrets or adult-only matters in that housse. She has broken 3 cell phones in the last month. She also keeps them in the poorhouse with her outrageous spending even though he makes a shitload of money. She spends the utility money on more clothes for the kids instead of washing the clothes in the huge mound in the laundry room and they are always turning something off at their house. She got fat so she spends hundreds on her hair even though it is short and boyish. Their kids always want to come stay at my house.

Yeah, the first husband is regretting that shit. hahahaha