What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

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Pfft. Service industry. We're not talking McDonald's, Dick.

Have you always been this dumb or did it start when you started agreeing with OP?

Not everyone is desperate for business, Dick. My husband would probably kick your ass to the curb if you wanted to be his client. That's the way it works at a certain level. He's only interested in really rich clients and he can afford to be choosey.

Sad but true.