Do you have a communal piss spot in your yard?

[crash]

If we had an outdoor gathering, like a big barbecue or some such thing and I knew there were going to be a considerable number of adult males there drinking, I'd provide an outdoor area for them to go shake hands with the unemployed...

The ladies and kids got the inside downstairs bathroom and the old blokes and the fairies got the one in the laundry.

I'm often outdoors in remote places. I have no qualms about turning the other way and throwing it out for a piss...better than in my pants. I feel sorry for the poor bastards on the tour de France atm, as soon as they pull over to the side of the road the are a 100 cameras there while they're disreetly trying to spend a penny...