07-12-2011, 09:03 PM
I was at a restaurant with my husband for our anniversary a couple of years ago and there was a black couple sitting behind us with a cranky two year old, the father kept carrying the kid outside everytime he cried.
Well my husband had crumbs in his beard so I told him to get that shit out of your beard as the guy happened to be walking by with the kid. He must have overheard me and thought I said "get that little shit out of here" because he came over to the table and said his kid is sick and he doesn't appreciate me talking like that
. So it was pretty awkward to explain to the guy that I was talking about my husband's beard and not his kid.
Anyway, I don't know what the point of this story is other than I hate that stupid beard my husband refuses to shave.
Well my husband had crumbs in his beard so I told him to get that shit out of your beard as the guy happened to be walking by with the kid. He must have overheard me and thought I said "get that little shit out of here" because he came over to the table and said his kid is sick and he doesn't appreciate me talking like that
. So it was pretty awkward to explain to the guy that I was talking about my husband's beard and not his kid.Anyway, I don't know what the point of this story is other than I hate that stupid beard my husband refuses to shave.