Cast of the Simpsons! WTF?? Assholes!

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

Your funny.

Have you ever considered a career as a clownin a travelling circus?

Making balloon animals, snorting crack and fucking your brother.

You're a hoot.

I know.

I'd find circus lifemore entertainingthan apadded cube in an office. At least I'd be traveling someplace.

I don't work in a "padded cube".

Balloon animals *smacks head* now why can't I be that funny.

Genetics, yours are sorely lacking in the humour department. Don't worry every comedy partnership needs a talentless straight man so there is a place for you.

No crack,

No brother,

But as soon as you pull your dick out of yours I'll give him a go.

I'm an only child. That post was amazing, have you ever thoughtof adapting it intoa screenplay?