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"There's Probably No God" bus slogans
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10-23-2008, 12:55 PM
Zenith Wrote:There is a god alright. Anything or anybody who is responsible for your existence or for keeping you alive can safely be deemed YOUR GOD!
  • The Sun is your god - because if that motherfucker stops shining we will all fucking die.
  • The Earth is your god - because it is the only place (so far) that is hospitable for Humans to flourish.
  • The Moon is your god - because without it being in just the right position there would be NO CHANCE of life as we know it existing on this planet.
  • The Air is your god - because it carries oxygen and other substances that we need need for life
I could go on for days about all the gods that Humans have but never acknowledge. The other and probably most important god is...

YOUR PARENTS!
They created you NOT some fabrication of a well written dramatic novel carpenter hero.

[steps down off soap box now]

Worshipping the sun could work.

At least I can see and feel the sun.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 10-23-2008, 10:06 AM
[No subject] - by Howard_hopkinso - 10-23-2008, 10:17 AM
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[No subject] - by Howard_hopkinso - 10-23-2008, 10:33 AM
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[No subject] - by Sinister - 10-23-2008, 11:02 AM
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[No subject] - by Cynical Ninja - 10-23-2008, 11:26 AM
[No subject] - by Duchess - 10-23-2008, 11:47 AM
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[No subject] - by Howard_hopkinso - 10-23-2008, 12:01 PM
[No subject] - by Howard_hopkinso - 10-23-2008, 12:04 PM
[No subject] - by Zenith - 10-23-2008, 12:26 PM
[No subject] - by Cynical Ninja - 10-23-2008, 12:55 PM
[No subject] - by Liquid - 10-23-2008, 01:33 PM
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[No subject] - by Liquid - 10-23-2008, 01:53 PM
[No subject] - by Cynical Ninja - 10-23-2008, 01:55 PM
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[No subject] - by Howard_hopkinso - 10-23-2008, 02:30 PM
[No subject] - by newbiecollector - 10-23-2008, 02:32 PM
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