07-27-2011, 07:41 PM
Fucker. I slow for birds ffs.
When my husband and I were dating I did that and he looked at me like I was an idiot and said that birds always get out of the way. Less than 30 seconds later, I hit a bird (or the bird hit my windshield depending on how you look at it). Unfortunately it was at the expense of the bird's life but I'm pretty sure that's when my husband decided to ask me to marry him. Major win on my part.
When my husband and I were dating I did that and he looked at me like I was an idiot and said that birds always get out of the way. Less than 30 seconds later, I hit a bird (or the bird hit my windshield depending on how you look at it). Unfortunately it was at the expense of the bird's life but I'm pretty sure that's when my husband decided to ask me to marry him. Major win on my part.
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