What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Cracker]

Trader Vic's, in Scottsdale, is closing this Friday.

I'm bummed.

Now that truly sucks. Sorry. You will have to get on a plane to get your Tiki on.

I'm trying not to be pissed at work. Some dumbass couldn't do their job correctly, so now I have to take over part of the burden. I would have been thrilled to have been asked when I was younger, but now I'm irritated as fuck that someone else can't do their own job and it will now put me out for at least four months. They HAVE to ask you nicely when they want a favor, even when you pretty much HAVE to accept it, so the empty compliments weren't a big fucking thrill, either. I won't even mention that I'm salaried so they had to take away one of my favorites to fit in the bullshit somebody else couldn't do.

The dude that hired the dumbass should have to do it.

I am starting to understand mean old people. Smoke up my ass isn't a thrill any longer. I know it means I'm fixing to get screwed. They better not give me a cane in twenty years. I'll fuck somebody up with it.