07-30-2011, 08:01 PM
(07-30-2011, 11:26 AM)IMaDick Wrote: what are you picking on me for? it's not my fault the cellulite is winning.
I have decided the only real cure for a little cellulite is tons of alcohol. Wrinkly alky women don't seem to have chunky thighs. They are nice and yellow, too, so I wouldn't have to tan. And they never seem to wipe the old mascara and liner from around their eyes, so it would be a snap getting ready in the morning.
I will consider taking up the drink.