Incoming from the Motor city

[Lady Cop]

hello Gimme, welcome to Mock. i see you may be a refugee from places that tell you how to think, post and behave while simultaneously expecting you to knit and pray. Miss Marple would be offended.

i have no idea why Dickie has suddenly taken to telling newbies i covet their respective asses. that's his inexplicable new welcome lately. just ignore it.

i have to say, i don't particularly enjoy that tiny font, however i was happy to note i didn't need to wear glasses to read it. a test of my superb eagle-like vision as it were.

i also wish to note i am a big squirrel and chipmunk fan, and have many of the happy little woodland creatures as my "pets". so you either knew that coming in, or it's a happy coincidence. be advised, there is a chipmunk killer here.

re: Mariha Smith. i am wondering whether the 'missing' aunt is in fact deceased. it IS Detroit after all.

i look forward to your comments.