08-07-2011, 09:45 PM
(08-07-2011, 09:38 PM)Miss Behaving Wrote: Thank you, IMaDick. I'd be proud to go to any topic you wish to lead me to.
Reminds me of some old cowboy wisdom. I once saw an old grizzled cowboy type reach down, dip his finger in a fresh cow pie, then run his finger over his lips. After I choked down a nice, big gag reflex, I asked him why he'd just done that. He replied that he was out of chapstick, and this would keep him from getting chapped lips. I asked him "Um, I see...does it soften the lips?" He replied "No, but it sure will keep ya from licken' 'em!"
you didn't hear it right, he wiped the cow pie on his wifes lips and it was to keep her from talking.
Crackers right it's from a kids book, which I think carries a 2nd grade reading level.
Are you gonna make big momma a member or not?
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