death by wildlife

[Midwest Spy]

I have kids, you don't.

You have animals, I don't (except for a Golden Retriever).

You like scraggy, biker men (kinda like ZZ Top) and that's not me (though I love their music).

You're a big, strong woman who hasn't ever considered making her man a sammich, and my wife LIKES making me a sammich.

I like to fly on airplanes and travel, and you don't.

Holy Moly, I don't know where to begin.

Yeah, you have kids, one a pain in the ass teen who has been a problem on a couple different levels & you have a second family, by the time the little one/s graduate you'll be eligible for your senior discount. You are a cliche'. *snicker*

Some of those animals you refer to have given me a very nice life. I can't imagine a day of my life without a horse in it. If there are no horses in heaven I'm not going.

Your wife makes you a sammich because she is a suburban hausfrau, it's her fuckin' JOB, she's a Betty Crocker of the 'burbs...house, kids, husband, day after fuckin' day. *shudders* Again, a cliche'. You're perfectly suited.

Scraggy biker men, huh? Oh my my. Hahahaha! If you only knew.

Who says I don't ALREADY have my AARP card?

Really, you're trying to make fun of people who have children, and are responsible parents?

You also don't have any women friends that are 'hausfrau's'? If so, do they know how you despise their lifestyle?

My wife happened to work as the director of admissions for a high school here in the Twin Cities for 14 years. 2 years ago we were in a position to have her be able to stay at home and 'raise' the kids.

So, I've been divorced and re-married? What's the BFD?

Duchess, I've got bigger issues in my life than arguing about who you are and who I am.

BTW, I really DID think you loved long-haired 'biker' types?????