death by wildlife

[Cracker]

I love 'splainin myself to you haters...

She only makes me a sandwich so I don't go blow money eating out. Very frugal.

I don't have any guns. Neither of us are big believers in having them in the home, especially with little ones present.

She actually might despise me. I'm not very romantic. I could use some pointers there from you bee-otches.

I'm not a hater, just a noticer. Maybe a projector of things, not sure. Everyone you meet is your mirror, right?

You should ask if she despises you. Just so you can store the information somewhere. It will also help you make better decisions as far as beneficiaries, etc. Which reminds me, the first ex is on the drugs again and the older ones are old enough to get my money. Thanks for the reminder. I will take care of that virtually as soon as I finish this post. I feel badly the little one will be at the mercy of the bigger ones if I die, but survival of the fittest and all. They will be nice when they realize the little one gets a bigger chunk. hahaha

I'm frugal with some things and charitable with others. I take my lunch with me most of the time because I take healthy foods and fruit. Eating out makes you fat and poorer. I will gladly pay for someone else to eat, though, if they don't have anything.

Romance: Making lunch for yourself and your wife every now and then so she knows you notice and give a shit. It doesn't have to be diamonds, fellas, a nice gesture works, too.