Mixed shots

[Cracker]

But really does there have to be a reason to mix them together?

Not in high school when you break into your dad's liquor cabinet and mix a little of this and a little of that in a Pepsi bottle. But you are an old fuck. Old fucks shouldn't mix hard liquor like that. Your skin is too thin now. If they tried to pump your stomach, the fucking tube would pop right out through your throat.

You need to start thinking things out a little better. At least take your Medical Alert button with you next time.