8 year old kills himself with an Uzi

[crash]

I support that father's decision 100%. The apple never falls far from the tree. So since this kid pulled a Darwin; it's fair to say he was gonna be some government program leech anyway. I think every dumb fuck in America should give his kid a chainsaw or a MAC-10 and let them have at it. Then I won't have to pay stupid ass taxes because these fucksticks can't stay off welfare for more than three weeks at a time. Roger Penrose never shot himself in the fucking face; you know?

After the little kid took the head shot; I would have pissed in the rectum of the dead carcass just to add insult to injury for the father.

The kid's father could have just as easily argued your theory had his son taken you, and anyone sharing your DNA, out with the UZI.