Maggot, C'mere

[Maggot]

Last year I put a baby moniter in my headless horsman and scared the crap out of abunch ofteenagers that got to close to it.. This year I carved some cool pumpkins and I just put some green glowsticks in them. Going to Halloween parties dressed up was fun for a few years until I got arrested for urinating on a fire hydrant ( I was a Fucking dog for Christ sake) They did not care. I have some pics of my pumpkins but my freakin computer is having an elongated nervous breakdown lately. Maybe after Monday when I bring it in it will be better. The kids love it and one was a girl Pirate (she got pissed because everyone called her a witch) The other one was Buzz light year and flew around with his "wings" I really like Halloween. And tonight I will be very vigilant for eggers thats when I come flying out the garage with my chainsaw running covered in fake blood.

I think making that kid drink gas for trying to siphon mine earlier this year might bite me in the ass.::bang::