Who'd wanna be a British kid

[crash]

.. Back to the fat jokes. For someone with such a self professed wit and genius, you have fuck all. Questionable report? It was carried out by UNESCo, you only think it's questionable because it speaks out about your country, and you fucking hate that it's the truth. It's great to sit on this side of the world and watch you arrogant dweebs degenerate to a society that in one or two generations won't have a fucking clue how to look after yourselves. The ones that do will be driven to poverty trying to pay for the majority that can't because you fuckwits voted in a dimwit calloed Gordon Brown who couldn't organise a shag in a brothel with a fist full of fifty quid notes.

Then you have gay heroes like Jamie Oliver running around trying to be the modern day Florence Nightingale to save you all because your schools serve nothing but crap to your kids because they cant afford a healthy diet.

Face it Mucushole, your country is far wose off than the US, and I'd rather pick on you, you whinge better.