Who'd wanna be a British kid

[Cynical Ninja]

.. Back to the fat jokes. For someone with such a self professed wit and genius, you have fuck all. Questionable report? It was carried out by UNESCo, you only think it's questionable because it speaks out about your country, and you fucking hate that it's the truth. It's great to sit on this side of the world and watch you arrogant dweebs degenerate to a society that in one or two generations won't have a fucking clue how to look after yourselves. The ones that do will be driven to poverty trying to pay for the majority that can't because you fuckwits voted in a dimwit calloed Gordon Brown who couldn't organise a shag in a brothel with a fist full of fifty quid notes.

Then you have gay heroes like Jamie Oliver running around trying to be the modern day Florence Nightingale to save you all because your schools serve nothing but crap to your kids because they cant afford a healthy diet.

Face it Mucushole, your country is far wose off than the US, and I'd rather pick on you, you whinge better.

As Howard has already pointed out I don't trust reports with spelling and grammatical errors you aussie nitwit, so I think you should seek out some more reliable sources in the future when trying to mock Great Britain.
I have already posted here on more than one occassion how much worse off the average American is compared to the average Brit in terms of healthcare, education, and finances I'm not going to do it again to answer this highly questionable PC horseshit report.
Now set your fat, disease ridden, melanoma covered arse the task of dredging up something a lot more feasible to share with the group about the country you will always have a chip on your shoulder about. Your attempts to "pick on me" barely register, I am the schoolyard bully here you stupid prick.