11-04-2008, 12:33 PM
My girlfriend has many good qualities shes pretty, kind hearted, patient (she puts up with me) and loving. Another benefit is her friends because they are all idiots, I mean real idiots......
Examples:-
Melanie - "Is Egypt in Europe or Asia?"
Me - "no, Africa"
Melanie "Hah, good job you aren't a geologist!"
Me -
::dunno::
Me - "Do you know where Vienna is?"
Melanie - ".................Italy?"
Me - "nah"
Melanie - "...............Rome?"
Me -
laura - "Was middle earth before or after the dinosaurs?"
Me - ::laugh::::doh::
(while I was playing five a side football on an astroturf pitch Laura turned to my girlfriend and said........)
"Doesn't astroturf give you hayfever?"
Melanie - "Have you seen that vampire film with Hugh jackman, Helsinki?"
Me - ::laugh::::doh::"You mean Van Helsing?"
Melanie - "No, that was the name of that rapper that got shot"
Me -::dunno::
Examples:-
Melanie - "Is Egypt in Europe or Asia?"
Me - "no, Africa"
Melanie "Hah, good job you aren't a geologist!"
Me -
::dunno::Me - "Do you know where Vienna is?"
Melanie - ".................Italy?"
Me - "nah"
Melanie - "...............Rome?"
Me -
laura - "Was middle earth before or after the dinosaurs?"
Me - ::laugh::::doh::
(while I was playing five a side football on an astroturf pitch Laura turned to my girlfriend and said........)
"Doesn't astroturf give you hayfever?"
Melanie - "Have you seen that vampire film with Hugh jackman, Helsinki?"
Me - ::laugh::::doh::"You mean Van Helsing?"
Melanie - "No, that was the name of that rapper that got shot"
Me -::dunno::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.