Fruit Conversions

[IMaDick]

Sorry, I'm a Beef steak, I will never know the shame of being a fruit.

OP is the tomato. Confused about his sexuality and in denial that he's actually a fruit.

I see you more as the Malaysian Durian fruit... described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia.

Your school girlish attempts to get attention from me are cute.