So, whatcha buying for the holidays?

[Cracker]

i loved buying toys and books for young kids long ago. i miss that. wrapping and hiding, all that stuff. they are adults now, so it's clothes and maybe money. not the same as having little ones who believe in santa.

My greatest joy in life is little kids. I adore them. Which is funny, because I always hated fucking kids growing up ~ I NEVER once babysat. Ever.

Now every baby I see is MY baby. Every baby. People at work bring in their kids and grandkids so I can play with them for a minute. I love them and they love me. I have tons of pics in my desk drawer of other people's kids.

Don't get any ideas, folks, Cracker hates you once you hit about 14.