Hey clad

[cladking]

And if I think about it, I see why it is a closely-guarded secret. You don't want every asshole living a thousand years. Jesus, that is 910 extra years of fucking misery. You know those fuckers didn't give their wives any gold salt. Dirty bastards. I bet there is a "salt test" you have to take before you get the good stuff. Everybody else just gets Kosher salt...

The funny thing is that there are quite possibly people alive today who were living many centuries ago. With many more centuries of observation and learning it's even possible that life spans are much longer now. (I've got a few names though none would be a surprise)

I doubt they knew what the root cause of their longevity is. Yes they knew it was gold and knew it was a white powder but they didn't know how to transmute it or find it in nature. There were very limited amounts so they bogarted it all. They probably had less than a ton or two left by the time they learned how to find it some time between about 1992 and 2003. My guess is they have gone into production and the secret will leak out soon.

They hauled off every single thing on the Giza Plateau that was red and extracted as much of the powder as they could separate out and grew fig trees in what was left over at the base of the cliff face which is now the third green of the Mena House golf course.

I believe that a great deal of history will become more clear when seen in this light. Of course it's crazy and I really shouldn't take ancient people so literally or do so much googling. But I can't help but wonder why they would talk about sweet smelling bones and figs so much. Why did so many ancient people believe the world was populated by Methuselas.

We might live in interesting times no matter how things play out.

Ideas are the most powerful force on the planet and always have been. I do believe we are going to find out that at least some of this is real.