it's hump day on the island~~

[Middle Finger]

Today is my sister's birthday and I'm going to have lunch with her and my Dad. I could take a pass on the Dad part, but it will be nice to see my sis. We're going to Mongolian Barbecue. If I come back with bloody knuckles, don't worry; I just decked my Dad for being an asshole. He's good at that.

If it's the sis I know please give her a wet kiss for me.

It's the only sis I have, MF. We are the only two. Once my parents made me, they realized they had reached perfection and didn't need to make any more kids.

OR, just sayin, OR ... they didn't want more people to steal their cigarettes. JUST SAYIN it's a possibility you might not have considered seriously in the past.