why are you a dork?

[Smegma]

I can trip on air and choke on my own spit.

I win.

I don't know..I did a really great tripping on air face plant at work last year...in front of the whole office. Ended up in the ER with that one.
But my ultimate dorkiness is car related like LC...not long after I got my car I could not figure out why the display for the heating was not workong..no heat, no air, no nothing. Stopped the car, called my husband in hysterics as I thought it was some major electricial problem. Turned out, I had powered off the damn thing, and just needed to turn it back on,

Oh dear... I only kind of catch my foot and stagger a little. It always cracks me up so if anyone's looking, I look doubly stupid but I've never actually injured myself.