12-16-2011, 03:03 PM
The ninja Christmas.
Daughter told "no present opening till at least seven a.m. Present opening commences at five a.m.
Play with daughter and her presents while wife does full English breakfast.
Eat breakfast, try and show as much enthusiasm as possible for daughters various gifts which this year includes a new bicycle that we will be required to watch her ride outside in the freezing cold until she gets bored and goes to see her friends.
Eat crap we would never normally eat.
Go to parents house, open presents, try and show as much enthusiasm as possible for gifts received, try and show as much enthusiasm as required for gifts daughter receives, play with daughter and presents.
Meet relatives and friends of parents none of which I can remember the names of.
Dinner, stuff myself sick followed by more crap we would never normally eat.
Fall asleep.
Awoken by daughter to play with presents.
Return home, daughter goes to bed shattered as do we.
See you next year!
Daughter told "no present opening till at least seven a.m. Present opening commences at five a.m.
Play with daughter and her presents while wife does full English breakfast.
Eat breakfast, try and show as much enthusiasm as possible for daughters various gifts which this year includes a new bicycle that we will be required to watch her ride outside in the freezing cold until she gets bored and goes to see her friends.
Eat crap we would never normally eat.
Go to parents house, open presents, try and show as much enthusiasm as possible for gifts received, try and show as much enthusiasm as required for gifts daughter receives, play with daughter and presents.
Meet relatives and friends of parents none of which I can remember the names of.
Dinner, stuff myself sick followed by more crap we would never normally eat.
Fall asleep.
Awoken by daughter to play with presents.
Return home, daughter goes to bed shattered as do we.
See you next year!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.