12-16-2011, 05:08 PM
I say hello. I've tried to do this 3 fucking times already, but I'm at work and every time I try to do something, the GD phone rings, or my boss starts spying on me to make sure I'm not fucking off. Anyway, I know you're supposed to do an introduction and shit. I'm a 30 something semi divorced mother thats often been described as "surly" or "cranky" or "easily agitated". My very own Grandmother once said "That girls as mad as a scalded cat and twice as mean." Even as a child, stupid people pissed me off I guess. I stumbled upon the website while fucking off - I mean while I was working - liked what I saw, and have been trying valiantly since then to make an introduction. But I digress. I'm not naturally a bitch. The Bitch comes out when Stupid People are in the vicinity. Like right now. Theres a mouth breather at my desk. Christ, I hate a mouth breather. I'm diligently ignoring him, hoping against hope that he goes away before the little line of drool escapes his waxy lips and lands on my desk catapulting me into Code Red Bitch, which isn't the slightest thing like Code Red Mountain Dew. Go figure. Anyway, hello hello!