Do you ever read the old intros?

[Smegma]

Looks like Frank's been flirting with Duchess since the first day she joined:

http://mockforums.net/thread-3210.html

Then there's mine, which I thought was relatively funny until Sinister popped in:

http://mockforums.net/thread-3187.html

And Moose's intro where things started to get weird in Mock:

http://mockforums.net/thread-2235.html