12-28-2011, 03:11 AM
The weirdest shit ever goes on at our wal mart...
last year a 19⁄20 year old kid, walked into walmart, got a
bottle of jack off the shelf and started drinking in the store.
He was already drunk when he got there.
He left a half bottle somewhere in the store, then
walked up to the front of the store where they had a bird bath
exhibit set up, and he whipped his bid-ness out and peed in
the bird bath....he woke up in jail and had no idea wtf happened
or why he was there. It happened around 3 am.
last year a 19⁄20 year old kid, walked into walmart, got a
bottle of jack off the shelf and started drinking in the store.
He was already drunk when he got there.
He left a half bottle somewhere in the store, then
walked up to the front of the store where they had a bird bath
exhibit set up, and he whipped his bid-ness out and peed in
the bird bath....he woke up in jail and had no idea wtf happened
or why he was there. It happened around 3 am.
You are missed...RIP Lady Cop