you want to be Southern?

[sally]

My pediatrician gave me a pamphlet of appropriate foods for infants 4 months and over. It also has a list of things not to put in your baby's bottle, like pot liquor for example. Pot liquor is the juice leftover from the greens for those of you who don't associate much with niggers.

Did you know many food allergies are caused by introducing foods too early? Just thought I would share because you are an asshole like me but I know you love your kid.

So far I've only given her squash and green beans. I was really tempted to buy a jar of vanilla custard and Hawaiian delight, but I figured I better wait and get her used to vegetables first. If I get her started on the custard she's going to spit out the crappy old green beans.