Mean Ol' Cracker part deux

[Smegma]

Cracker's Secret: I used to work with kids. Loved it. I loved them and they loved me. I miss it sometimes.

I stopped working with kids about 10 years or so ago. Here's why: I learned the Great Truth. Everything that is wrong with kids can be traced back to their parents.

And?

Yeah, that was one of life's secrets revealed.