Mean Ol' Cracker part deux

[Smegma]

Yeah yeah, and I cry when animals die in movies. So fucking what.

I do too, I can't listen to animal abuse stories on the evening news either, I turn the channel or mute it. When there are stories of natural disasters, like flooding for example, I think how awful it is that some people have lost everything but when they show the dog on the roof of a house because of all the water, I wail OH MY GOD THE POOR DOG.

That's my point, we're both saps.