Do you have an online persona?

[Cracker]

Cracker is redneck white trash

Very perceptive, oh whitest of the whites.

Not trying to shred your credibility, but I'm not from Georgia. Funny how everyone who lives in Georgia is a redneck or white trash, though, even though most people moved here from somewhere else...

I was born, raised, and educated mostly in California. I hold a degree from SDSU and a few more from private universities here. I live in a nice neighborhood and don't own a truck. My house, and kids, are clean. Your perception is a prejudice against the South, even though there are countless research facilities in the area.

I see you like this:

Collecting sparklies for your lair hidden away in a barren landscape, bereft of any real meaning...

I am, however, up late making tea (not sweet tea, even though it goes against the grain) because I have insomnia, not crack. My brain never shuts off. I think things for myself often and it interferes with my sleep.

Now you better check ebay before you miss that great deal on the dust collector you were looking to acquire...

Or maybe just find a new cat for your avatar in case the other people don't realize your cats are your family and friends.