Sweetie Darling! crack open the Bolly!

[Cracker]

I don't get any TV that isn't available online. No cable, no digital TV.

This is my first week EVER without cable. I am okay so far. They pissed me off and I am making a stand. If I don't go back to them (the smartassed guy at the cable place told me I have 30 days to change my mind, smug bastard. I won't.) I have won a media battle.

It isn't about the money. I can afford cable. It is the idea. Bad service for good money irritated me and their "we are the only cable company" attitude sealed the deal. Cracker Revolts. (Both ways, I understand the implication of that statement.)