the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Midwest Spy]

So...I'm sitting here with my 2.5 yr old G-daughter and she's looking at everyones Avatar.

She looks at Users avatar and says, kitty...thinking she's talking about the black cat, she points to the crotch kitty.

Maggot is a scary monster.

Smegma is a witch.

Cracker has pretty flowers.

Midwest Spy is gay...j/k. That was my own thought, not hers.

Is it because I'm projecting all this desire to have relations with the women of Mock, that you believe I'm really gay? Kind of a reverse 'something or other'?

Well, sir, that hurts.

Someone please PM to let me know you don't think I'm really gay.