Good evening subjects

[IMaDick]

I believe in God now though. I was trying my hardest last night to scan in and post a photo and I couldn't get it to work.

THANK YOU, GOD!!!

I think you should PM me that high school pic. I promise not to share.

If it is a nude pic you were trying to upload to one of those horny-cheat-on-my-spouse sites, send it to Dick.

Worse! About 15 years ago, I actually paid to have a "glamour" portrait. Basically, I went to a seedy motel room and they made me up like Tammy Faye and used a whole can of hairspray on my hair. It's an AWFUL picture and I immediately put it in the closet. Why I thought about posting it last night escapes me. You would have laughed your asses off and I never would have heard the end of it.

I'd rather post a picture of my tits. I don't know what I was thinking but I'm so, SO glad I wasn't able to post that damn picture.

I will take the second option for 2 bucks.