What kind of arrests require a strip search?

[Tommy Tourette]

and do they include reach-arounds and how easy is it to arrange bail and beat the rap?

it's so nice to have Tommy pervert back. with the predictable topics.
no, i will not strip search you or explore your anus for contraband. however, i will let my partner "Big Nasty Spike" do it.

then i will taser you.

You told me that Big Nasty Spike's batteries were dead.