you want to be Southern?

[Cracker]

I don't eat chicken fried steak or any cubed meats. I don't bread pork chops. In fact, I only dust chicken with a flour. All that fried flour will kill you. I do love some homemade mashed potatoes. I think that is my favorite food on Earth, mashed potatoes and gravy.

I think Paula Deen is probably out of recipes. Instead of retiring, she is going to remake all of her old recipes and sell them all again to the fatties. Smart lady.