Do I want a Taser?

[Tommy Tourette]

A Hindu mighta took offense.

BUT IT STILL SHOWS ON MINE !!!!!!
Grrrrrr

As far as paranoia, mine comes from an armed robbery. T'ain't no fun a'tall.

Why I like the Taser is that it is legal to BRANDISH it (to create "second thoughts" in assholes)
It's illegal in CA to ...brandish... a gun.

Now everything ELSE is legal in CA as long as it's good and nasty.

YAY!