What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Midwest Spy]

Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.

Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.

Gay homo.

You have not had sex with most women. I'm not sure why you pretend your midwestern cows are anything like the rest of us, but go ahead if it helps.

I'm sure most women wouldn't talk to you, much less let you poke them in the ass.

I'm not sure where the Gay Homo tag has come from, but it sure is catching on.

I've actually only put it in one woman's butt, and she wasn't from the Midwest. It also took years of prodding and prodding to finally convince her one night in a drunken stupor to give it a try.

She didn't care for it, either. That's why I said MOST women are like FuckedUp2, one and done.

My wife is not interested whatsoever.

I was simply saying that if a woman wanted to give it a whirl, I wouldn't say 'No'.

How 'bout take a chill pill, Cracks.