MOCK CLASSIFIED

[Maggot]

I root for the underdog,

I think this is it. That's sweet, but I bet you have a bunch of not-so-fresh friends.

I'm still in touch with people from my first grade class Cracker. And I meet new people every day. I have been in many far flung places and have run into people I know. I could go into some place 100 miles from home and run into people that know me, I cannot remember them though. Once I was in Cuba and some guy I went to high school with started yelling my name from across a bar. I went to Fla. once and in the terminal I ran into a customer.
My wife constantly says: Who the hell was THAT? When we go out. I meet at least 3-4 new contractors a week, and 5 new homeowners a day.