11-18-2008, 02:20 PM
Maggot Wrote:Newbie in church......
An elderly couple was attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
::laugh:: Good one ...
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