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[Cracker]

Both Ninja and Cracker are good at what they do, but Cracker is like a Doctor at this shit. Ninja is more like a bratty smart kid in the class who gets good grades without really trying much.

Mock is a major part of Crackers life, she takes it far too seriously, its like a blog of all the frustrations she has in everyday life that she doesn't have the strength to deal with in IRL so she vents her spleen from behind the safety of a computer screen here instead. The fact so much work and effort goes into her posts just highlights what a truly tragic figure she is.

I just come here because I like taking the piss as succinctly as possible, no fuss no muss.

Again, patient, stop trying to diagnose the doctor. You aren't as smart as I am, so you go for the low humor. It is that simple.