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[Middle Finger]

Crackass posts another long diatribe about how awsome she is. Again, me thinks she brags too much. Just because I don't feel the need to brag about my life on MOCk of all places, she thinks I don't have one. She is wrong as usual.

As I sit here in the airport waiting for my flight to Atlanta, I think maybe I should pay her a visit and see for myself how fabulous she is. But then again, I don't really care all that much.

You are going to hate this, but I have to. I am like most other people. Most people have a decent job, normal kids, pleasant relationships with other people, and cute hair.

I find it odd you have a hard time believing in normal, happy lives. I don't post anything extravagant or post wild claims. Most people in here have similar lives to mine. You are the oddball with your drama filled life and fucked up hair.

Of course you could have called, but you don't have my number. Because I am not a man. If I were a man, I'm sure you would have had me get a room for your visit, married or not.

fucked up hair